does anyone know any dirty poems like roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour.. just little stupid ones like that. any one??
Valentines poem:
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everydirty poemsthing you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two pardirty poemsts vodka, one part lime.
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
AV儿劣AV儿劣* Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A 宝贝疙瘩 Without A Name
The 宝贝疙瘩 Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never
Answer me? please.
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^^Lolz...Hilarious
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